Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

 

Sienna Miller Gets Hosed

Sienna Miller Gets Hosed

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

 

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

 

Hayden Panettiere's Vibrator

Hayden Panettiere's Vibrator

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

 

Britney's Fat Ass

Britney's Fat Ass

...Just to use as a comparison to Perez's version, and to those Yogis. Gross"

 

Perez Hilton's Britney Impression

Perez Hilton's Britney Impression

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

 

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