We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.