Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Dita Von Teese at an Oscars party.

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Even dispite her recent image makeover, Tara Reid wants us to know she's still partying 'til she falls down.

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

"We sold more class photos then ever this year! PIZZA PARTY!”

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!