Jon Gosselin: Pool Party Douche

Jon Gosselin: Pool Party Douche

When we want to be a douchebag, we go to a pool party and sit like this, too.

 

Bono Parties With Hotties

Bono Parties With Hotties

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

 

Sarah Palin Really Might Be That Stupid

Sarah Palin Really Might Be That Stupid

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

 

Gossip Girl Bikini Party

Gossip Girl Bikini Party

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

 

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

 

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

 

You say Obama, She says Osama

You say Obama, She says Osama

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

 

Black Face can be Racially Sensitive

Black Face can be Racially Sensitive

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

 

The Gays are Flaming Mad

The Gays are Flaming Mad

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

 

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

LiLo's Vegas Party Got Movie Canned

LiLo's Vegas Party Got Movie Canned

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

 

Fondle-Me Elmo

Fondle-Me Elmo

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

 

TrachenWeird

TrachenWeird

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

 

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

 

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

 

Lindsay's Friend Pulls Out Her Boob

Lindsay's Friend Pulls Out Her Boob

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

 

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

 

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

 

Thong Cookies

Thong Cookies

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

 

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