Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Who in their right mind....

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

This fish looks a lot like the sand snakes from Beetlejuice… beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice…

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

It's going to take a lot more than that…

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.