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While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!
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5/9/2007
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Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
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5/8/2007
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Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!
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5/7/2007
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Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!
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5/4/2007
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Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.
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4/17/2007
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Not the first time, probably not the last.
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4/12/2007
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Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!
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4/9/2007
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Paris has huge boobs now! When exactly did this happen? How does she pull this off? Why can't I stop looking at them??
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3/27/2007
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The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.
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3/26/2007
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Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.
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3/6/2007