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Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.
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7/16/2008
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Of course she loves the cereal that is "fun to munch because it keeps its crunch".
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6/10/2008
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If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).
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6/5/2008
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An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.
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2/11/2008
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Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.
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2/8/2008
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Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.
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1/15/2008
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Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
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11/12/2007
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Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.
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10/15/2007
PHOTOS
Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.
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8/27/2007