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Paris's Asscheek

Paris's Asscheek
Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!
4/9/2007

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Paris's Boobs WTF?

Paris's Boobs WTF?
Paris has huge boobs now! When exactly did this happen? How does she pull this off? Why can't I stop looking at them??
3/27/2007

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Paris May Really Have Fake Boobs

Paris May Really Have Fake Boobs
The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.
3/26/2007

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Courtney Love Makes Paris Look Good

Courtney Love Makes Paris Look Good
Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.
3/6/2007

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Paris Cried All the Way Home!

Paris Cried All the Way Home!
Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!
2/28/2007

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Paris's Car Got Impounded!

Paris's Car Got Impounded!
Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!
2/28/2007

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Paris's License is Suspended!

Paris's License is Suspended!
Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded! Anyone think she looks like an old hag??
2/28/2007

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Paris Got Pulled Over!

Paris Got Pulled Over!
Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!
2/28/2007

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Paris Parties with Midgets

Paris Parties with Midgets
Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!
2/19/2007

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Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself
Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!
2/19/2007

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