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Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.
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12/22/2006
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Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??
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12/19/2006
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Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!
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12/11/2006
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Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.
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12/5/2006
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"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."
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11/30/2006
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"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."
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11/28/2006
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The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!
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11/20/2006
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"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!
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11/10/2006
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Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.
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11/1/2006