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Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!
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2/19/2007
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Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?
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2/19/2007
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Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?
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2/15/2007
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The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!
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2/12/2007
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From "Paris Exposed" – her old boyfriend exposed her ass!
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2/9/2007
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Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!
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2/5/2007
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Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.
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2/5/2007
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Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.
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2/2/2007
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For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.
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2/2/2007
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At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!
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2/2/2007