PHOTOS
Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!
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6/6/2007
PHOTOS
Paris doesn't need a bra for support, when she's got God and the good book on her side!
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5/22/2007
PHOTOS
She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.
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5/22/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!
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5/9/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
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5/8/2007
PHOTOS
Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!
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5/7/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!
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5/4/2007
PHOTOS
Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.
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4/17/2007
PHOTOS
Not the first time, probably not the last.
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4/12/2007