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Paris Hilton T-Shirt

Paris Hilton T-Shirt

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

 

Paris Hilton Has Crabs

Paris Hilton Has Crabs

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

 

Paris Reads!

Paris Reads!

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

 

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

 

Paris Hilton's Butt

Paris Hilton's Butt

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

 

Old Paris Hilton

Old Paris Hilton

Actually, we'd totally hit this.