Did the tranny-tastic singer have work done on her face? Only her plastic surgeon knows! (But we say yes.)

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Wake up with the King… naked.

Britney, when will you learn that we want pizza on a PLATE, not on your FACE!

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

The tragic part comes when you wash the words off, and you can't remember which side is which.

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

This photo was taken by the best photographer ever!

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.

I know Japanese people are weird, but...

Nothing says "Awesome" like a dong in your face.

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.