Now you too can own the ZacBot, on sale now at Walgreens.

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Obviously he doesn't shave his own head.

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Britney's CD is selling so badly, she had to help out by buying one herself!

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