What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.