Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

 

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

 

Steven Tyler Is Your Grandma

Steven Tyler Is Your Grandma

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

 

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

 

Pamela Anderson Is Only Getting Older

Pamela Anderson Is Only Getting Older

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

 

MILFs Eat Free

MILFs Eat Free

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

 

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

 

Bridget Is Still A Playboy Model

Bridget Is Still A Playboy Model

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

 

MILF Newspaper Fail

MILF Newspaper Fail

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

 

Jenny McCarthy's Old Lady Body Is Showing

Jenny McCarthy's Old Lady Body Is Showing

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

 

Obama Speech Writer Grabs Hillary's Boob

Obama Speech Writer Grabs Hillary's Boob

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

 

Interesting Feet

Interesting Feet

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

 

Bono Parties With Hotties

Bono Parties With Hotties

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

 

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

 

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

 

Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

 

Helen Mirren Is Still Completely Bangable

Helen Mirren Is Still Completely Bangable

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

 

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

 

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

 

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