What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.