Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Do you know what an older man can give you?

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Actually, we'd totally hit this.

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma