Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Some people scar themselves, DELIBERATELY to create patterns from the keloids. Yeah… no thanks.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.