We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

It kind of makes sense why some people don't believe in evolution, is this progress??

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.