Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

8 bit glory transposed into the real world. Mario never gets old!

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.