Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

O Noes! Secks Dunjun found!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

O RLY!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

...That explains a LOT!

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

Shiver me Pumpkins!