We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

And you can shove it where the sun don't shine.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Duck Hunt says it all in just 8-Bits.

Wow, seriously. You couldn't act this dumb if you tried. This is real.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!