Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!