OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Large Ass Avocados

Large Ass Avocados

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Portrait in Honor of Blind Singer, Found Ironic.

Portrait in Honor of Blind Singer, Found Ironic.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

 

My Little Tranny

My Little Tranny

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

 

Scared S#!tless

Scared S#!tless

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

 

Paris Parties with Midgets

Paris Parties with Midgets

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

 

Dina & Lindsay Blohan

Dina & Lindsay Blohan

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

 

Motorcycle Booty

Motorcycle Booty

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!