This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

It's not the size that matters?

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.