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Paris Hilton Has A Booty

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

 

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

 

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

 
 

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Do Not Disturb This Woman

Do Not Disturb This Woman

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

 

Kanye West's Girlfriend Is Hot?

Kanye West's Girlfriend Is Hot?

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

 

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

 

Thumb Head

Thumb Head

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

 

Lily Allen Not A Fat Slob Anymore

Lily Allen Not A Fat Slob Anymore

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!

 

eHarmony Rejection Letter

eHarmony Rejection Letter

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

 

This Is Not Barack Obama

This Is Not Barack Obama

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

 

Is Your Butt Better Than Whitney Port's?

Is Your Butt Better Than Whitney Port's?

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

 

You Can Find Anything On eBay

You Can Find Anything On eBay

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

 

Jessica Alba's Mom

Jessica Alba's Mom

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

 

Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar

Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

 

Snake Is A Tough Guy

Snake Is A Tough Guy

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

 

Heidi Montag's Honeymoon Butt

Heidi Montag's Honeymoon Butt

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

 

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

 

Bono Parties With Hotties

Bono Parties With Hotties

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.