We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

That's some sexy makeup!

No.

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.