Judy Garland was a damn good looker.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.