Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.