One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Does she get to vote twice with those things?

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.