Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?

And you can shove it where the sun don't shine.

He's looking for booty.

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

Just one word for this. Wow.

...and you might want to play along.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.