He makes for the cutest boss ever!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

Some men have extremely tall hair. We salute them!

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Oh damn! No thongs on the beach! What are we to wear!

See what happens when you don't have enough money for IKEA.

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Do you know what an older man can give you?

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.