What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

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The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

Finally, a cure for diabetes!

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.

There's fine print for everything. A shame.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.