If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

She sure has a type.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.