Brings a new meaning to the term "screwdriver!" Ouch!

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Remember the pictures of those delicately carved pencils that were going around some odd years ago? Well some meticulous little snot did it in Technicolor!!

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

The members of the New Haven Health Department are required to wear these size XXXL regulation t-shirts. However, they have to provide their own sweatpants.

"We sold more class photos then ever this year! PIZZA PARTY!”

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.

Axe Rose in another 10 years.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.