One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Marc Jacobs unveiled his new line of Arabian Sheik outerwear. The desert camel toe is ALWAYS a good look.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Finally! Years of allegation and no evidence, but here it is! Of all the men that the wig wearing scientologist could pick, why the liver spot?

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.