For the ghetto minded.

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.