Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?