Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.