This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Remember the pictures of those delicately carved pencils that were going around some odd years ago? Well some meticulous little snot did it in Technicolor!!

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??

Only one of many recently-inspired Michael Richards shirts

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."