Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

For the ghetto minded.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Even my mom knows this one.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

The 43rd President wants Africa to just fuggetaboutit.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".