OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Why won't my parakeet...

Why won't my parakeet...

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

 

WTF is wrong with my piano?

WTF is wrong with my piano?

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

 
 

Dubya, out!

Dubya, out!

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

 

Littlest Addict

Littlest Addict

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

 
 

Nnnnnoooooo! My Imaginary Money!

Nnnnnoooooo! My Imaginary Money!

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

 
 

Heigl Has Humps

Heigl Has Humps

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

 

Miley Destroys Guitar Hero

Miley Destroys Guitar Hero

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

 

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 

You Oughta Know Boobs

You Oughta Know Boobs

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

 

Breakfast is for Obama

Breakfast is for Obama

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

 

AIDS? Oops, my B

AIDS?  Oops, my B

The 43rd President wants Africa to just fuggetaboutit.

 

Tall People Only

Tall People Only

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

 

Hardcore… and junk

Hardcore… and junk

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

 

Desperate for attention much?

Desperate for attention much?

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

 

I want a divorce

I want a divorce

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.