DAILY TOP 10

OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Yearbook Photo

Yearbook Photo

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

 

Girl Eats Tarantula

Girl Eats Tarantula

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

 

Monkey Costume

Monkey Costume

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

 

Don't Fart in the Forest

Don't Fart in the Forest

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

 

Camaro Truck

Camaro Truck

My other car is a convertible SUV.

 

Straight and Gay Hands

Straight and Gay Hands

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

 

Elf-Dog Costume

Elf-Dog Costume

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

 

Fake Nails - Snack Food

Fake Nails - Snack Food

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

 

Fake Nails - SpongeBob

Fake Nails - SpongeBob

I got my nails did! SpongeBob NailPants is more like it!

 

Fake Nails - Sesame Street

Fake Nails - Sesame Street

I got my nails did! Now I can Tickle You with Elmo!

 
 
 

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

I got my nails did! They match my bong now!

 

Fake Nails - Soda Brands

Fake Nails - Soda Brands

I got my nails did! Do the Dew, y'all!

 

Mega Clitz

Mega Clitz

It's my favorite hair salon!

 

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

 

Mascot Pleasure

Mascot Pleasure

The mascot gets into the action! Oh my!

 
 

Oral University

Oral University

"Look, Ma! I got my degree in Road Head!"

 

Nice Shot!

Nice Shot!

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.