See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.