Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Im in ur windoh scarin' ur childrins

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

Let's see… what shall I look like today? Where's my Jacko nose??

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!