It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.