See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!