Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.

Land ho! It be a beached whale!

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.