If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

That knife looks mighty peculiar when you hold it like that.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

See what happens when you don't have enough money for IKEA.